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Men choose Hamlet because every man sees himself as a disinherited monarch. Women choose Alice [in Wonderland] because every woman sees herself as the only reasonable creature among crazy people who think they are disinherited monarchs.
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—
Adam Gopnik (via currentboat)
I swallowed a lung I laughed so hard. Oh dear god I can’t breathe well. I miss my lung.
(via atlinmerrick)
LMAOOOOO
(via sordidcrayons)
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The relevant question in psychiatry shouldn’t be what’s wrong with you, but what happened to you.
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— Eleanor Longden
(via mechasquirt)
(via mechasquirt)
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She is written in a foreign tongue.
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don’t ever doubt my willingness to burn the bridge between us if you hurt me enough and to feel no remorse whatsoever while doing it. i will feel nothing. i will use the flames to roast marshmallows. i will enjoy the marshmallows. and then move on with my life without you in it
